Title: To Prank or Not to Prank.
Pairing: Chris/Zach [Outsider POV].
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary: Chris and Zach enjoy playing pranks on Karl, but find out that they really shouldn't have pushed him so far.
A/N: I wrote this for fortassetu for her birthday even though it is late we will pretend it isn't because I was away on her birthday which also we will pretend didn't happen, um, sorry it's not porn? ♥ This was sort of based on this video where Chris & Zach say that Karl is the biggest geek because he had a model of the Enterprise that he stole from his son.

( Karl wakes up to the suspiciously silent room and a sinking feeling in his stomach. )

Title: The Perks of Leadership (or How Chris Bagged his Speech Writer...Like a Boss)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5,000
Summary: For this prompt at trek_rpf_kink. Wherein Chris is a Senator and Zach is the snarky speech-writer who crawls under Chris' skin and refuses to budge. Also Zoe is a gay-enabler and Chris sort of owes her.
A/N: Basically fudgebean is awesome and makes me feel so much better about my writing with her squee and talky words. This is also for fortassetu for various reasons of which the most important is purely that she is pretty epic.

( “Senator Pine?” The intern who poked his head around the door was fidgety, nervous and completely unsuited to this work environment. Chris liked to call him Dopey. )

Title: The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected
Authors: fortassetu and credulesque
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500 of basically pure PORN.
Summary: In which Chris teases Karl about his questionable acting choices and Karl gets his payback.
A/N: This is the first fic I've ever co-written with anyone and IT WAS FUN, Laura dahlink we are doing this again. Fo shizzle.

( Karl doesn’t expect to find Chris Pine lounging on his couch when he returns to his hotel room. )

Me and clubinthesky have been working on this for a while, we wanted a place which would just be for lulz and funtiemz, you know we need it, especially in this fandom maybe a tiny bit inspired by ontd_startrek ANYWAY - GOGOGO JOIN! PIMP!


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Title: Here Comes the Rumour Mill
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: Bones hears an interesting rumour around campus regarding his name and what Jim's apparently been saying in bed.
A/N: Written for this prompt at the kink meme. oxymoronic gets major snaps for loling at appropriate places and fixing grammatical thingies ♥ title from The Young Knives.

( Leonard McCoy looked up in surprise as Jim rushed into their room, yelled “Hey, Bones, bye Bones!” rather breathlessly, grabbed a random book and rushed back out again. )