Title: To Prank or Not to Prank.
Pairing: Chris/Zach [Outsider POV].
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary: Chris and Zach enjoy playing pranks on Karl, but find out that they really shouldn't have pushed him so far.
A/N: I wrote this for lastling for her birthday even though it is late we will pretend it isn't because I was away on her birthday which also we will pretend didn't happen, um, sorry it's not porn? ♥ This was sort of based on this video where Chris & Zach say that Karl is the biggest geek because he had a model of the Enterprise that he stole from his son.

( Karl wakes up to the suspiciously silent room and a sinking feeling in his stomach. )

Title: The Perks of Leadership (or How Chris Bagged his Speech Writer...Like a Boss)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5,000
Summary: For this prompt at trek_rpf_kink. Wherein Chris is a Senator and Zach is the snarky speech-writer who crawls under Chris' skin and refuses to budge. Also Zoe is a gay-enabler and Chris sort of owes her.
A/N: Basically fudgebean is awesome and makes me feel so much better about my writing with her squee and talky words. This is also for lastling for various reasons of which the most important is purely that she is pretty epic.

( “Senator Pine?” The intern who poked his head around the door was fidgety, nervous and completely unsuited to this work environment. Chris liked to call him Dopey. )

Title: The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected
Authors: lastling and credulesque
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500 of basically pure PORN.
Summary: In which Chris teases Karl about his questionable acting choices and Karl gets his payback.
A/N: This is the first fic I've ever co-written with anyone and IT WAS FUN, Laura dahlink we are doing this again. Fo shizzle.

( Karl doesn’t expect to find Chris Pine lounging on his couch when he returns to his hotel room. )

Title: Here Comes the Rumour Mill
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: Bones hears an interesting rumour around campus regarding his name and what Jim's apparently been saying in bed.
A/N: Written for this prompt at the kink meme. oxymoronic gets major snaps for loling at appropriate places and fixing grammatical thingies ♥ title from The Young Knives.

( Leonard McCoy looked up in surprise as Jim rushed into their room, yelled “Hey, Bones, bye Bones!” rather breathlessly, grabbed a random book and rushed back out again. )

Title: Chris vs. the Lack of Underwear
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,900
Summary: In which Chris goes commando and Zach kinda likes it.
A/N: Sort of inspired by this picture in which the ~*~bulge~*~ is suspiciously evident. Also this is all lastling's fault who enabled me heartlessly on msn & then checked this over ♥ title copied shamelessly from Chuck.

( So Chris had a thing for going commando... )

So apparently I've fallen in love with Kirk/Bones - I am surprised at myself considering Kirk/Spock is like the granddaddy of slash pairings. [I still ship them but djkfhlskdj Kirk/Bones jkhdsflkjdssh!]

Title: We Promised the World We'd Tame It
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,800
Summary: So Bones maybe has a thing for Jim in the chair, or just a thing for Jim in general.
A/N: Thanks to oxymoronic for telling me I was not insane for thinking the chair was a sexy bitch and to lastling for correcting my failgrammar ♥ Title from Pioneers by Bloc Party.

( Jim never fully settled into life at the Academy; yeah, he was brilliant, but he didn’t like being ordered around and his attitude apparently ‘left a lot to be desired'. )

This was inevitable really, have you seen their interviews? If you haven't, no fear; I'm planning an epic party post of them which should be happening soon \o/ (depending on the level of procrastination I work at...it's usually pretty high).

Title: Inertia Creeps
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,400
Summary: Zach's hosting a wrap party and Chris is getting high in the garden.
A/N: So much love for oxymoronic for looking this over and generally enabling the squee ♥ title snagged from Massive Attack. This all sort of spawned from this interview, in which Zach is shifty about getting high with Leonard.

( Zach nods, then downs his drink and coughs, realising too late that it tastes like cleaning fluid... )

Title: Just Because He Doesn't Bite
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: When Jared starts teasing Jensen about his lack of manliness during Dean's sex scenes, Jensen tries to prove his masculinity in another way.
A/N: As always major snaps for fudgebean  for the encouragement and whatnot.

( It all started when they were watching the dailies for Heaven and Hell and Genevieve sort of mused out loud, “Hey, do you ever notice how Jensen gets all the gentle, caring love scenes while Jared gets to violently assert his manhood?” )

Title: How Merlin Tricked Arthur [With the Aid of Wine]
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,500
Summary: Merlin comes up with a Plan involving jealousy and alcohol and hopefully Arthur getting naked.
A/N: Thanks to those of you who I previewed this to [my pornbats ♥] and especially lunaste who basically threatened me with bodily harm and images of Gaius/Merlin until I posted.

( “I think I’m drunk Merlin,” Arthur whispers seriously, and then looks around suspiciously before dissolving into giggles... )

Title: The Dark of the Alley, The Break of the Day 2/2
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,100
Summary: When Dean goes to Hell, Sam sinks into desperation.  Then Dean comes back & finds a different Sam waiting for him, one who needs saving from himself.
Warnings: Drug use
A/N: For toodelicious who prompted me with broken!Sam and saviour!Dean =]
→ [Part 1]

( Sam speaks, “Shut up Dean,” firm and resolute, voice clear of the confusion of before... )